Hey, I was bored again this week.

THERE MAYBE TRANSLATION ERRORS. This was not trans checked at all. Please read this community's disclaimer to your right -->

You can grab the MU here

It's in .mkv format, so go do yourself a favor and download the CCCP

Please do not steal these timings. Ask if you want to use them. You can use this to translate into your own language, But there is possible translation errors so I really don't recommend it. That, and there would be a 2nd degree of translation decay which I'm not a fan of (especially since I translation with the intentions of westernizing a lot of what they say -- hate random moon in my eng. trans).

Enjoy :)
Thanks to dozchan for providing this raw.

Correction - Time stamp: 4:12, " Like a newspaper folded in 1/4 "

So, I decided to sub this first ep of Kanpani. I don't think I'm going to do it everyweek... I was just bored.

THERE MAYBE TRANSLATION ERRORS. This was not trans checked at all, so the translation maybe iffy in some parts. I didn't bother to really focus on the interviews per say, cept the drunk guy.

You can grab the MU here

It's in .mkv format, so go do yourself a favor and download the CCCP

Please do not steal these timings. Ask if you want to use them.

Enjoy :)
Thanks to dozchan for providing this beautiful quality of a raw.

Welcome to Merkypie, a journal that translates journals. Much like, oh_tuti, I'll (lady_mercury) be translating your favorite toku actor blogs whenever I have free time here (it'll also serve as some practice for my japanese). Enjoy! Spread the word of this journal, and maybe, I'll pick up more blogs along the way.

Also, I've changed up formats a bit and turned this journal into one that just translates anything. So you'll find show translations, etc here for your enjoyment.

Current Actors

• Tokuyama Hidenori (Sou Yaguruma / Kamen Rider Kabuto)


• Sato Takeru (Ryoutarou Nogami / Kamen Rider Den Ou, Tooru / Princess Princess D)


• Sato Yuuki ::new blog:: new blog #2 (Kagami Arata / Kamen Rider Kabuto) *he's no longer yuuki satou, he's tomohito satou


• Uchiyama Masato (Kageyama Shun / Kamen Rider Kabuto, Ren (Ultraman Janis Blue) / Ultraman Nexus)


• Fujita Rei (Kitazaki / Kamen Rider 555, Yuujirou / Princess Princess D)

Click on the tags to go directly to an actor's journal translation, click on general to read show translations, or simply browse all the entries on this journal :)

I'm definitely going to sleep...

In another 30 minutes....

(∪o∪)



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I miss the days when his entries were 34643634 pages long and posted like 235235235 times a day about his dogs and dragon ball.

Sorry for being late.

Well, Decade's Hibiki World just ended.

I'm so glad that the concert at the end was so cool.

A man loves (?) the sound of a taiko drum~

I'm glad that Asumu grew into adult too~

Kaitou is great, isn't he?

See you again!

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kaitou sucksssssssss
He added the (?) himself.

While we were shooting Hibiki, there was a Peafowl nearby.

So I took a picture.

Don't male Peafowl spreads their wings they're trying to court a female?

Or is it the opposite?

Or maybe they don't even open their wings at all?

I don't even know.

I'm beat.

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.... why so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yuuuuuusuuuuukeeee ♥

It's been a while since K8's been in the entertainment news...
Sorry for any mistranslations.
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Kanjan8 at Tokyo Dome and a Popular Skit

Popular group Kanjani8 on June 1st performed their national tour at Tokyo Dome.

The tour is based upon their new album " PUZZLE ". It's been nearly one year since the popular Sentai skit " Eight Rangers " appeared on their national tour. Murakami Shingo (27) said, " We want to leave memories more than setting records with this concert ".

It's planed for 10 cities, 34 public performances, and 424,000 people.


sauce: http://www.nikkansports.com/entertainment/news/f-et-tp0-20090602-501736.html

I haven't translated his blog in moooooooonths, I'm so bad.


I'm on break now♪

So since I'm on break, I'm not wearing pattern shirts... I'm wearing my own clothes♪

But wearing my own clothes with Kane-chan's hairstyle is kind of weird. (-ω-`;)…


TN: I am going to safely assume that Kane-chan is character from Smile?
No, I haven't seen Smile yet.

Today I did an interview for the magazine Uchuusen and had ramen.

Also, we went to Nishiama City to eat ramen at a shop.

Their salt ramen is so good.

Delicious cucumbers. I'd totally eat it again (lol)

It's so addicting.

I definitely recommend this ramen!

Everyone, whenever you get the chance to visit Nishiama, please eat it.

Salt ramen is delicious~

......... yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuke ♥
Sorry for some trans errors, im not fluent in moon speak.

( 5.24: Idle Oni )

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( 5.24: Photobook! )

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( 5.25: Kamen Rider Decade: All Riders vs Big SHOCKER film annoucement )
*Fujioka Hiroshi - KAMEN RIDER HIMSELF. T'OH
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( 5.26: Photobook Shoot )

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( 5.27: Why? )

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( 5.28: Interview some time ago... )

Yoko: YOU LOVE ME, YOU REALLY LOVE ME ;O;

actually, instead:

The cast and crew of ZA KUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZUUUUUUUUUU SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU give Yoko a gift. and then yoko will emo to hina on recomen on how he broke his diet and he's fat ass in which hina will say stfu

Grab the MF here
Do not upload to stream sites cause then Yoko will be like OMG Y U DID THAT THAT'S MEAN and u'll be like omg im sorry and yoko will be all sad face :( and we dont wanna make him sad face on his birthday :(

OH YEAH. THANKS TO SKYCOULDFALL FOR GIVING ME THIS VID AND LIKE CEL_CHAN FOR SAYING IT WAS A-OK FOR RELEASE. i love you yoko fangirls :(

Apparently this was a hard to get segment from the Utaban apperance where Hina went off on an old man when he found out his plates were only worth 200 yen :P Anyway, in this unfortunately short talk segment, they promote Ryuusei no Kizuna and Ishibashi admits that he thinks Nino is a pretty cool guy, eh very cute not afraid of anything.

He also thinks Ryo is an asshole.

Grab the MF here
Don't uplaod to stream sites or I'll kill you. No, not really, but that'd suck if I could :(

The final part, I think, to the Otoko Dojo series. There was on CM I had with the WE DONT CRY WE'RE MEN and then Don Frye going CRY!!!!!!! but the encoding is so jacked up I can't work with it at all. Annyway, here you go. I dunno if there was anymore to the series after these final .. 2 and a half. Again, there maybe some translation errors as these were not TL checked.

DO NOT UPLOAD THESE TO STREAM SITES.
Don't ask me to upload this to alternate file sharing sites. Provide mirrors instead.

A good man eats everything
Subaru thought he finished his bowl of UFO.

It's a helicopter....
Ryo's enjoying his yakisoba until a helicopter comes flying his way

Break Chopsticks, Not Each Other
Yoko and Maru fight over who Doctor Yuuko loves the most. Don Frye teaches them a valuable lesson. 30 sec version.

K8 did the Nissin UFO Campaign for two years before handing the torch to Nagase Tomoya this year. Before K8, Nissin UFO CMs have ALWAYS been weird omg dave spector -- going as far back as to the early 80s -- but for some reason I think the Otoko Dojo was a very light and hilarious marketing campaign for Nissin. XD And Don Frye is the shit.

Anyway, I decided to see if I can sub all the great teachings of Don Frye. If I can find all of them, lmao. These haven't been trans checked so I may have gotten something wrong, I dunno. So sorry in advance if anyone wants to like kill me over it.

DO NOT UPLOAD THESE TO STREAM SITES.
Don't ask me to upload this to alternate file sharing sites. Provide mirrors instead.

Break Chopsticks, Not Each Other
Yoko and Maru fight over who Doctor Yukiko loves the most. Don Frye teaches them a valuable lesson.

Good Smells Keep Friends Near
Yasu goes missing and K8 goes looking after him, even Doctor Yukiko, but Don Frye tells them there's a better way to find him.
*kengai litterally means out of the area

What can I do for the planet?
The final chapter to the Otoko Dojo series, Ohkura contemplates about what he can do for the planet and Don Frye lends him a good word of advice.

In this clip, Yoko talks about the time he witnessed Maru talking to pigeons.

* Please do not upload to stream sites
* Janiben sucks to time. People talkin all over each other. >:|
Thanks to cel_chan for giving me a check on it :3 ♥

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=b687ecf4ebf4c1b88c9e7c56ba37815fefbee5ecc6263cec



Also, this is another clip I subbed mooooooooonths ago that was also the killing of my Youtube account of 5 years. >> Yoko, once again, spills the beans on Maru's unusal quirks in life. This time, baby talk.

This was not trans checked.

http://www.mediafire.com/?ydrdmy3dzqy

In this old Janiben clip, Haruna Ai remmeneces about the times when it was hard, being a 14 year old crossdressing boy trying to promote a debut single in Osaka. Yoko feels her pain and talks about the time he thoroughly embaressed one of his fans.

* Please do not upload to stream sites
* I did not get this checked so there maybe some translation errors
* JE Mix will be working on the full ep so expect that soon ^^
* I worked on this clip a few days ago when I had some free time, now I don't... anymore... x_X But I wanted to get it out before I forgot.
* Janiben sucks to time. People talkin all over each other. >:|

http://www.mediafire.com/?k05w4ekqjmb

HSJ gets a new show, leaving NEWS behind in the dust to rot away in their non tv show hosting hell. Sorry for any mistranslations (I only translate shit that has K8 mentioned in it :P)
Sorry for any mistranslations

Starting in April, Hey!Say!Jump's new show " School Revolution " (School Kakumei! - Tenative title) will start. Currently they already have a show titled " Shouwa x Heisei ~ SHOW wa Hey! Say! " that they're regulars in win which they arrive on set " Dressed in school uniforms that JUMP's members on a classroom set (makes girls go) wai wai ". " Shouwa x Heisei " only has Yamada, Nakajima, and Morimoto as regulars but fans hope and ask, " Will all of the members star in this one this time? ". Again, from the end of last year into this year, they were on concert and again in March Hey!Say!7 will go on another Spring concert tour. Its suddenly a sign that they're getting busy. Even so, they are a group that manages to grab a hole of larg activities and complex situations and deal with them.

" Since the annoucement of this new show, NEWS' has not had a variety. Because of that, I did not really expect them to get one this time around. It's to be expected " ( A NEWS Fan )

Right now, out of the debut groups to have varieties that we know are: SMAP = 1, TOKIO = 2, V6 = 2, Kinki Kids = 1 , ARASHI = 3, KAT-TUN = 1, Kanjani8 = 2 (These are shows that have all members appear in them). Starting in the spring, Hey!Say!Jump's new show will put them ahead of the strong NEWS (who does not have a variety).

" Because NEWS doesn't have a regular variety show, there's been a big sound of disatisfacation from their fans. Usually with Johnny's, 1 to 2 years into a debut, sometimes after 3, there's usually a television show. Despite that, since NEWS' debut in 2003, following their scandals, and their temporary hiatus; the group seem to have caught onto a bad timing. " (A Johnny's Watcher)

Currently the only debuted groups not to have a television show is NEWS and Tackey & Tsubasa. Though, even if you were to line them up, either one of them doesn't have much of a pressence.... An ordinary person could definitely point out who stars in successful varities like SMAP, TOKIO, and V6. Despite this, NEWS' fans diligently wait for the day that the group will get their own show.

http://www.cyzo.com/2009/03/post_1633.html

This is a translation of the Sanspo new article that the news have been talking about all morning. Sorry for any mistranslations , it is LONG, two pages.

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Popular group NEWS and Kanjani8 member Nishikido Ryo (24) got caused a multi-car collision on the Tokyo-Roppongi Inner-City Freeway #3 on March 2nd. Around 3:45pm that day, Nishikido was driving his car when he struck the back of the last car in the traffic jam. The collison then caused a 60 year old woman in the car to have minor injury that will take one week to recover. Nishikido has been suspected of injury caused by operating a vehicle and the documents are being sent for filing charges.

According to police reports (from the traffic police), the accident happened at the Roppongi crossing, approaching Shibuya heading in the direction from Tameike on the Inner-City highway #3. At around 3:45pm, Nishikido was driving his vehicle when he crashed into the vehicle in front of him at the end of a traffic jam. The force of the crash then caused the car in front of him to hit the car in front of it in a rear-end collision. The accident caused three cars to collide into each other.

The accident Nishikido caused a 60 year old woman in the passanger side of her car (from Yokohama) to suffer from a minor neck injury that will only take a week to heal. Nishikdo did not suffer any injuries and he had no passengers in the car with him.

The actual scene of the crime is, approximately, a line where the actual site is known for having very severe traffic jams. (This line I don't know how to translate so moving onn XD) -> Police deemed the cause of the accident due to Nishikido failing to keep his eyes on the road and has been suspected of injury caused by operating a vehicle and charges are being filed.

Attatched to Johnny's Office, it was Nishikido's day off and happened with his own car. Immediately following the incident, he contacted the office; " He looked to the side for a moment and then hit the break late " (the office reports). Nishikido then, on the same day, visited the woman in the hospital.

The office then stated, " We are deeply sorry that his carelessness caused this rear-end collison. We will be dealing with those who have suffered injuries from this accident in good faith ". Nishikido then recieved a stern repremand from his management and ordered his suspension of operating a vehicle. In regards to his activites with his work, " At the present time we have not thought about it as of yet ".

http://www.sanspo.com/geino/news/090303/gnd0303000-n1.htm

Again I'm sorry for any mistranslations but I tried. hahaha

Sorry for any mistranslations.

As the TV Asahi variety, " Can Jani ", is being recorded suddenly an "Uta no Onii-san" type of person barged in. Actually, it was the lead actor of the currently airing drama, Uta no Onii-san (TV Asahi), Arashi's Satoshi Ohno. It just so happens that on that day, that very drama was being recorded in a studio that is right next door to the same studio that " Can! Jani " is filmed in. For co-star, Kanjani8's Maruyama Ryuhei, who is also acting in the drama; it's " A dream colaboration realized "

Ohno came in as the VTR was coming to an end and sat nervously across Kanjani8 near the wall. Since there was no previous notice of Ohno coming into the studio, the members were nervous but Yokoyama commented saying, " Arashi's force is really something! ". That seemed to calm down whatever uneasiness the members had in the studio.

Also, for the drama's final episode on 3/13, Command Can challenged Ohno to " to advertise that show, and make it amusing! ". Yokoyama then followed up with " As if an Arashi member is actually going to do something like that. " Maru saved the situation by doing a ippatsu gag.

Later, Ohno told them what he thought of " Can! Jani " by saying, " I saw the croquette search episode! ". It was clearly obvious that he had only watched the show once. Also, after recieving that comment about that VTR, Between the members of Kanjani8 it was mentioned that it was " the worst episode in (the show's) history ", A member who heard this then said " You just don't want him to see it! ", brokenly.*

This will be aired March 7th. Speaking of which, this happened during the taping of the Yokoyama/Maruyama's command challenge " To Find the Biggest Tree! The Kanagawa Chapter".

http://blog.television.co.jp/entertainment/entnews/2009/02/20090224_07.html

That is something i really want to see XD


* I am guessing that this is talking about either Yasu or Hina or Maru, since Ohkura wouldn't care either way.

In this episode HinaBaru go and help a resturaunt, apart of a large chain called Gyoza King, on their grand reopening. In an 8 hour shift, Hina and Subaru get a crash course on waitressing and kitchen work. Can they do it?

I decided not to do a full translation for this episode because its not really worth the time and effort and I'm busy, so its more summary then translation. Again, some chances for mistranslation. Enjoy.

( Yoko likes meat, Ryo likes Rice, and Subaru likes Gyoza -- Who cares about what Ohyamada likes )