Disclaimer: Not a full entire translation, just a summary. Maybe some translation errors. Enjoy.

In this episode YokoBaru go to Aichi prefecture to find some good ol' natural Japanese honey. Let's hope they're not afraid of bees :P



So Command Can opens up the show doing a monomane and Yoko comments on it,

Yoko: Um, if I can say one thing... Whatever voice changer you're using is pretty lethal to these monomane's you're doing. <-- I am assuming he's mentioning how its hurting his impressions

Can and Yoko go at it XD must be a show theme and then....

Yoko: You know, I actually saw Command Can at Shibuya's Espace.

Espace is a Pachinko parlor apparently XD

Yasu: You did?!
Yoko: I did. I really saw him several times. Coming out of there holding his prizes... I saw it!
Can: The command this time is... " Get Nature's Honey!! "

So they get a letter email thingy explaining why they're doing this mission,
" We love honey.
We've heard about it and want to taste natural JapanYokoese) honey bee's honey.
So, please share with us how it tastes! "

The genuinity of the email is questionable XD

So they give us a magical history lesson about honey and where and how it was used and whatever and about the Japanese Honey Bee. They mentioned that the majority of honey eaten is from the Western Honey Bee.
So they decided to send Yoko and Subaru to the Aichi Prefecture to get "natural" honey from a Japanese honey bee. Of course, as usual, they drop them off in front of a train station with nothing but a camera crew and they have to find a famous Honey cultivator that lives in the town.

Japan has a lot of old women.

Anyway, they find out his name is " Aimatsu " and that they're eventually led to the place and find a run down shack in an lot that's not maintained.

Yoko: Excuse me! Do you know of a master Honey cultivator in this area?
Subaru: Ah, hold on! It has " Honey Nest " written on it! <-- Subaru has good eyes D:
Yoko: Hun?! It looks like a secret base D:

So they walk over to the place and start reading the signs and getting all amazed at it...

Subaru: Behive Gallery...

So VTR makes note that there's behives like... everywhere.

Yoko: Excuse me! Excuse me! Are you Aimatsu-san?!

They don't hear any anything so Yoko and Subaru actually walk into the house and...

Yoko: Excuse me! Ah!~ He has a beehive! He has a beehive!
Subaru: Ah! That's bad!
Yoko: It's going to sting me! It's gonna sting!

They run out of the house

Yoko: Are you the master? Aimatsu?
Ai: Yes, I am Aimatsu
Maru: That's a cool guy XD

The VTR explains how long he's been dealing with bees and honey and stuff...

Subaru: What is this?
Ai: This is a large hornet.
Yoko: A hornet's nest?!
Ai: Yes, a hornet. Here is the entrance.

They mentioned that he caught it the other day.

Ai: It's fun to eat the insides of it.
Yoko and Subaru: EEEEEEEEEEEEEH?~!
Yoko: So you're just going to eat it now?!
Subaru: You do it like it's a fruit?
Ai: Yeah, it's amazing. It's really good, this.

So Ai cuts it in half and all these dead yellow jacket hornets come rolling out of it. He shows it to Subaru and he jumps back in fear and then he shows them that there's a bunch of larve still living inside. Ai then pulls one out, shows them, and eats it. Facial express time:



Maru: What is he thinking?!
Ai: Delicious~ :)
Yoko: You're actually saying that?!
Ai: It's like Royal Jelly... and Milk

So Ai gives them one to try.

Yoko: Let's Rock/Paper/Scissors.
Subaru: No!
Yoko: Come on, let's do it.
Subaru: No way! I seriously can't do something like that!
Yoko: Me neither!

So, they begin their jakenpoi... and Subaru loses so he eats it XD and totally doesn't like it.

Yoko: Chew it, chew it.
Then you hear a swallowing noise.
Yoko: Is it good?
Subaru: I swallowed it. I chewed it!
Yoko: What does it taste like?
Subaru: Like gum.
Yoko: It tastes like gum?!
Subaru: Well, you try it.
Yoko: Why should I? I'm the one who won.

So Yoko eventually tries it and just plops it in. DX

Yoko: It's okay. I doubt I'm gonna get surprised.
Subaru: No... it's kind of bad.
Yoko: ... This actually tastes pretty good.
Ai: The flavor gradually comes out.
Yoko: It doesn't taste bad at all. :D

Then Ai brings out a more... grown up hornet larve.

Yoko: Ah! This actually has wings growing! Wings! Is the taste gonna be different?

So Yoko eats it...

Hina: What the hell DX
Yasu: Amazing!

... and likes it D: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

So now they start their quest for the natural bee honey. You have to bait the bees, then follow them back to their hive!!

They go to a shrine and start searching around for places to bait the bees to come out with this liquid... that Ai drinks then... spits out.

Subaru: MASTER! What is the meaning to that?!
Yoko: It's Great Muta... and the toxic mist..
Subaru: Is that okay?!

Then...

Yoko: They're coming out? Ah! They came out!

So the bees come out to the treet like instantly and start flying around it. But they have to put a stop to their hunt because Ai got a call to remove a hornet's nest from someone's house. They mention its hornet season and they make a lot of hives and stuff... so now off to exterminate the nest.

Yoko and Subaru are all protected except for Ai who's just in ... his normal clothes with nothing.

Subaru: Are you okay, Master?
Yoko: There's really no point to this at all.
Ai: I am.
Subaru: If you get stung will you die?
Ai: Depends. Whenever I've approached a bee, it's never happened to me.
Yoko: You mean you've never gotten stung?
Ai: Never.

They mention that when they do a hive removal they get all dressed up and protected but when Ai does it, he just goes as he is. So they go and remove the hive with a can of raid and a lot of spraying and a net to grab it. Job's done.

So they go back to their bee hunt and start looking around to the bee hive, Ai spitting his bee juice all around the shrine and what not freakin Subaru out. Yoko of course things its the funniest thing ever.

Yoko: You know, walking behind the master... he really smells sweet.
Subaru: Like Mr. Pooh! <-- You know Winney the Pooh... always after honey...

Then...

Ai: I saw where the bees were flying from.

So they run!

Ai: I've found it. I've found it!
Yoko: Hun? What?
Ai: The bees! Here! Here!
Screen: He's real excited
Yoko: This is the bees?
Ai: Yes! Of course!!

So Yoko and Subaru are looking the bees and talking and Ai starts talking to someone he knows and Yoko remarks about it XD

Yoko: A friend from town just came
Subaru: Master, master, master, master... who is this?
Ai: Ah, Tatamiya-san from the neighborhood.

Then Yoko remarks how when he was coming over to him a bee stung him and he just swatted it away like it was nothing and Subaru and Yoko start cracking up. They continue their hunt for the bee they need their honey from and at 4pm notes they only have one more chance to find this tree with the bees. Then... they find it!

Yoko: Over there! There! There! There!

Yoko finds the bee nest!

Yoko: This is the nest?
Ai: Yes, yes, yes.

So they record the sounds of the hive and its really amazing. Then they begin to smoke the bees out and use a vacum to suck them in to trap them. Subaru is of course scared XD And they grab all the bees from the hive!

Ai then mentions that the hive is way inside the tree, not at the bottom at the entrance, and that they'd have to cut the tree in half to get to the hive to extract the natural honey, so their work was a no go Yokothey could not cut the tree down)... even if they managed to smoke out the bees to get to the hive.

Yoko: It's a pitty, but its hard to get natural honey.
Subaru: Yes, it's extremely hard...

They mention that in the end it wasn't possible and that Ai could not make natural honey in one day since he had no access to the natural hive. Yoko does a gag and the VTR ends and we're back in the studio. Yoko and Subaru mention that even if they didn't get it in that episode they worked real hard, and joking around about the neighbor that had cut in n their time.

Then...

Yoko: BUT!!! We've prepared something!!!
Hina: What in the hell is up with that expression XD

So they bring out the honey samplings...

Tacchon: It smells nice <-- and then he does this thing that's lol XD

So Yoko tries it...

Yoko: It's totally different!
Hina: How so?
Yoko: It's rich! It's thick! This is Japan! When I eat this it says "Konnichi wa"!

XD So Subaru eats
Yoko: What is it saying?
Subaru: " Konnichi wa "
Hina: You liar *tsukkomi*

Ryo tries it and he's blowing on it like it's hot and they mock him for it XD

Then... Command Can interrupts their honey festival and makes fun of how Yoko ate the bee larve with his mouth open and stuff and the consequences to it and Yoko mentions he's sorry and that he didn't think about it, jokingly. Then we end the episode with their performance score:

Can: Today's location score annoucement is 88 points.
Hina: What is it?
Subaru: Why's that?
Can: Perhaps...
Hina: I don't understand.
Can: ... Good job.
Yoko: LMAO
Hina: XD *tsukkomi*
Ohkura: That has to be the worst comedian gag ever...

Next Week: Is a double team, HinaKura and YasuMaru, and its all about croquettes~